If inquiring about the room, we ask that you tell us something about yourself. A photo is helpful, too. We like to have an idea about who will be staying in our home!
Also, please read our ENTIRE profile. If you do not, we will know and will not accept your booking.
We are 420 friendly (and legal)!....That means, Marijuana is used as a medicine here, legally. If you can just barely tolerate its use, please don't stay with us.
Now that we got that outta the way.....
We are a laid-back couple living Life to the fullest! Our house is considered by us to be "The Independent Nation of Anarchasia". We Love good food (always organic and non-GMO!), good conversation, fun people on a conscious path, good wine, good beer, and good herb!
We are a health-conscious household, but not uptight...."Everything in moderation, including moderation!" is our mantra.
Jennifer is a gem of a woman. She's an artist, a writer, gardener, and has her own Life/Soul Coaching practice...She is intelligent, witty, creative, multi-talented, and wise beyond her years...It is rare to catch Jen without a smile on her face.
T is an Old School Sicilian punk rocker turned Father/Grandfather, traveler, chef, artist, tattoo artist, writer, back-country adventure/kayak tour-guide, Social Anarchist, veg-head, organic dirt-monger, kick-back, mellow dude with an intense, passionate edge that Loves hanging out with new, interesting people. T Loves showing people around this beautiful island (for a minimal fee!). And, he LOVES to cook awesome, organic, healthy (for body, mind, and soul) food!
Our house ( 2 Bd./1 Bath) is a nice, inviting, spacious, pet-free island-house-on-stilts full of color, tropical breezes, and good vibes. Our lanai (deck) looks out to Sleeping Giant, Mt. Wai'ale'ale, and some spectacular sunsets, and is the highlight of the house. There is a huge yard all the way around the house where we have our Organic Vegetable Garden, Pineapple, Sugarcane, Papaya, Guava, Lychee, and Banana Trees, and a large 'Hang-Out' area.
We are an easy 15 minute walk into Kapaa and Kealia Beach. Close to bus stops, grocery stores, awesome restaurants, bars (crawling distance), coffee shops, gift shops, etc.
Your room is a very comfortable, spacious room overlooking our Vegetable Garden...There is a double-thick Queen Size Airbed, which looks and feels like a regular bed, and is EXTREMELY comfy! There is a large closet, and hangers for your clothes. Our washing machine is also available for your use.
You can expect a fresh plate of local organic fruit every morning with organic toast and all the stuff you put on toast (7am-10am). We also provide organic coffee, an espresso machine, and a french press for your use.
T is also a veteran TOUR GUIDE on the Island of Kauai for many years....He offers many different, exciting activities that will make your stay on Kauai unforgettable!
The most often asked question from visitors to the island of Kaua'i is, "What the hell is up with all the chickens?? Why so many CHICKENS?!" Well, if you want to know where all the chickens came from, check out the history of the island (Which T can provide for you). We love the chickens...they have a purpose here. Many of the visitors on Kauai don't share our appreciation of the chickens and roosters. However, having roosters crowing outside your window at 3 am, (and sometimes 4:00, and then 5:00 am) is far better than being awakened by a centipede in your bed at 3am! Chickens are pest control on the island. They eat all the bad bugs and keep the centipedes and other bugs out of your bed and out of our house. They literally eat all the annoying bugs. Therefore, we LOVE the chickens. And by the way, no matter where you stay on the island, you will have roosters crowing outside and waking you up at 3:00 A.M. So if you are a light sleeper, you might want to bring a set of ear plugs with you to use at night! :) But believe it or not, eventually the crowing becomes just like a lullaby at night. :)
In your inquiry, include the password "Swordfish", so we know you've read this. No swordfish, no access. ;)
If you're expecting the Ritz Carlton, this is not it. Also, We are ridiculously liberal (T is a devout Anarchist). We get along famously with those who are about living in the spirit of sharing and community, sharing your stories and experiences and learning about something new and adapting to a new culture.
If you're looking for comfortable, clean, local, LAID BACK and fun....This place is definitely the one for you. If your ideal is watching TV and hanging around the house all day, or staying at a posh hotel and you need to have things "just so"...you might want to check out another listing! :)
PS. Extended stays are welcome! For extended stay rates, please send us a message! Also, inquire about renting our entire house!
- Free parking
- Washing machine